Bad Poems

Horribly Awesome Bad Poems

By: Addison Callahan

Dead Boy

There once was a boy on a bed,

Who caused everyone to call him fred,

Along a monkey came,

Who kidnapped him and took him to Kentucky,

Now the boy is dead

I Miss You Bad Poem

I miss you like I miss my least favorite moore,

I was glad when you left and got hit by the door,

I want you to never comeback,

You’re cooking could give even the healthiest man a heart attack,

All your outfits made you look fat,

Your eyes are too narrow,

You had a mole on your chin,

You had 8 toes on your left foot,

I miss you lot,

Just kidding I miss you not