Monday, January 21, 2013

Bad Poems

Horribly Awesome Bad Poems
By: Addison Callahan

Dead Boy
There once was a boy on a bed,
Who caused everyone to call him fred,
Along a monkey came,
Who kidnapped him and took him to Kentucky,
Now the boy is dead

I Miss You Bad Poem
I miss you like I miss my least favorite moore,
I was glad when you left and got hit by the door,
I want you to never comeback,
You’re cooking could give even the healthiest man a heart attack,
All your outfits made you look fat,
Your eyes are too narrow,
You had a mole on your chin,
You had 8 toes on your left foot,
I miss you lot,
Just kidding I miss you not

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